TOYS

An Unspeakable Kazoo is an awesome, classic musical toy, inexpensive enough to use as party favors, or gifts for the fan that has to have EVERYTHING Unspeakable. 

• Available in Neon Green with black font, Black with Neon Green font, and Blue with White font. 
• 4.5"L x 7.8"W Unspeakable Kazoo
• Sold Individually. 
• No refunds or returns.

Kazoo does not work if you just blow into it -- they work off of the vibration of your voice. Please hum or make an "oooh" sound into it. 

• Sold individually. 
• Requires 3 AA Batteries - not included. 
• Get two and have the ultimate duel with your brother or friend. 
• This item does not come with a screw to keep the battery cover on.
• 24" LED Sword with Unspeakable font in black on both sides. 

No returns or refunds.

• 8" Crouching Icon Plush with Unspeakable's signature embroidered on the back and an embroidered U on the bottom of the foot. 
• Designed to stand on it's own! 

No refunds or returns. 

Blow into the designated spot to make a sound similar to an air horn. Perfect for parties and the outdoors, this air horn is loud enough to be heard from a distance. 

Caution: Very Loud! 

• Available in Green with Black Font, Black with Neon Green font, or Blue with White Font.
• Comes with a matching lanyard for easy carry.

No refunds or returns. 

Be careful not to bust or puncture the rubber drum, or the air horn will no longer work. 

Warning: Not suitable for children under 5 years of age. 

• 3" Zany Squishy with heart tongue. 
• Full-Color Zany Squishy.

No refunds or returns. 

Take this 16" Confetti Beach Ball to the beach, the lake, the pool, or just to play with in your backyard this Summer. 

• 16 Confetti Beach Ball
• Available with Rainbow, green and white, or blue and white confetti. 
• Customized with Unspeakable's triangle font in black. 

No refunds or returns. 

• Celebrate your special day with Unspeakable's 3" Birthday Squishy. 
• Not limited to just birthdays, this squishy equipped with a little hat, making him perfect for any celebration. 

No refunds or returns. 

Flying Discs are the easiest way to stay entertained all Summer long. Instead of staying cooped up in the house, get outside and throw one of Unspeakable's confetti flying discs! 

This disc features a confetti design, making it colorful and cool. Great for playing with friends or siblings, but you can also have fun all by yourself.  

• Available in Blue/Green or Red/Blue
• 9" Confetti Flyer with Unspeakable's underlined script font in black 

No refunds or returns. 

How can you entertain kids that are all hyper from birthday cake and ice cream? Try Unspeakable's new 16" punch balloons!

They're designed for long use and to keep active children entertained. Blow them up, slip the long rubber bands onto wrists, and start punching away. The balloons always spring back for more! See who can keep his or her Punch Balloon going the longest for an extra dimension of party fun.

• 16" Lime Green Punch Balloon with Unspeakable's icon and font in black.
• 16" Red Punch Balloon with Unspeakable's zany frog icon and triangle font in black.
• Shipped deflated - you get to have fun blowing it up! 
• Sold as a set of 2! You get 1 red and 1 green punch balloon. 

No refunds or returns.

Warning: Not suitable for children under 5 years of age. 

• Press and squeeze for a loud shrilling noise. 
• Made with high quality, durable rubber, this chicken is able to withstand being squeezed countless times. 
• SOLD INDIVIDUALLY
  
• Great for scaring and annoying family and friends. 
• This is a mystery item, so you do not get to choose what color you get! The possible color choices are: Blue, Green, Pink, Yellow, Orange.
  
• If more than one chicken is ordered, it is possible that the same color will be sent. 

Warning: Not Suitable for Children under 5 Years of Age. 

No refunds or returns. 

• Available in Green or Blue.
• Sold Individually. 
• Great for days at the beach, or backyard play. 
• Customized with Unspeakable's font and waving Icon. 

Not intended to be stretched or rubbed. Font will rub off/smudge if the flyer is rubbed or stretch excessively. 

No refunds or returns. 

• Great for the beach, lake, pool or your yard. 
• Available in Blue, Red, or Green. 
• 5" Flying Disc with Unspeakable's crouching icon outline in black. 

No refunds or returns. 

• Sold Individually. 
• Includes: 2 hand paddles in red or blue with Unspeakable font on one paddle, 1 suction LED ball
• Throw the ball hard to make it light up.

No refunds or exchanges. 

If you want to get back at your older brother for stealing your favorite candy or playing a mean prank, this is the toy for you. Sneak up and blast him with Unspeakable's 10" water gun!

• This product is a mystery! You could get a green, orange or yellow barrel with a yellow or green water tank. 
  
• To fill: Unscrew the water tank, fill with water, screw back into place. 
• Get 2 and have an Unspeakable water gun war with your best friend! 
• Customized with Unspeakable's font in black. 

No refunds or returns. 

• The fun is in the surprise! You may get a yellow, blue, orange or green water gun!
• All water guns come customized with Unspeakable's original icon in black. 
• To Fill: Opposite of the icon, there is a blue cap. Pull off the tap and fill the tank. Replace the cap before use. 
• Sold Individually - not a set. 
• 5" Mystery Water Gun with Unspeakable's icon in black. 

No refunds or returns.

What's a chatterhead? Only the simplest toy that can keep you entertained while doubling as decoration to support your favorite Gamer. 

A chatterhead features Unspeakable's Dancing Zany Icon with a detachable base so you can set it up at the edge of your desk or carry it around the house. Swing the Chatterhead back and forth to make a satisfying clacking sound that is guaranteed to annoy your parents and siblings. 

• 8" chatterhead with 12.5" base 
• Comes taken apart so you get to assemble it! 

To assemble: First set up the base, the vertical backpiece simply pushes into the slot on the circular base. Next, attach the chatterhead to the white pole by lining up the pieces and pushing them together. To put the chatterhead on the base, simply line up the end of the pole with the appropriate shape on the base. 

No refunds or returns.